"I am a responsible sea kayaker and I strongly object to your repeated glorification of the consumption of alcohol on your sea kayaking trips. Have you no insight into the bad example you are setting to impressionable sea kayakers whose lives are endangered by your irresponsibility? You should be ashamed of yourself."
Just in case there are any impressionable sea kayakers out there who feel they are unduly influenced by our luncheon habits (we never imbibe with breakfast by the way), let me just say that:
"Alcohol can impair your judgement, affect your coordination, make you more liable to exposure and if you are male, make you impotent."
I trust any impressionable readers have now been well and truly warned of the evils and dangers of drink. Anyway back to a pleasant luncheon and a dram of Jura...
...Cheers "responsible seakayaker", slàinte mhòr!
Please see below for comments and also Ian's post on his blog with comments also.